Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
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