Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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