didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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