I just made out with a guy for $7.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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