i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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