Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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