Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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