Hey man sorry I got all grabby
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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