You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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