who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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