hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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