are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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