All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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