I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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