I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
