u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Just cropdusted the office
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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