idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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