And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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