We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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