if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I think a kid would responsible me up
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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