Small penises have feelings too.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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