either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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