i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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