dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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