Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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