so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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