Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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