I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
