If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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