Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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