Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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