plz talk dirty to me
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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