Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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