i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
worst night to have a conscience
I just found puke in my bra..
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
