My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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