8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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