tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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