Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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