I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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