VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i was born a porn star she said
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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