Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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