I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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