The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
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