i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
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