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see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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