I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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