IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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