what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Alive.
So much puke
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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