Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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