so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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