Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Randomize
