We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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