let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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