Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
