Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
The adults are the big ones right?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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