Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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